1 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:23,020 Harper?! 2 00:01:29,884 --> 00:01:31,995 Are you fucking kidding me? 3 00:01:31,996 --> 00:01:33,819 This dude is so crazy! 4 00:01:33,820 --> 00:01:35,355 I don't understand why they're acting 5 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:36,699 like this is not a problem. 6 00:01:36,700 --> 00:01:37,977 I mean, it's bullshit. 7 00:01:37,986 --> 00:01:39,646 He's a complete asshole to her. 8 00:01:39,647 --> 00:01:42,075 She deserves so much better. She doesn't want a stalker. 9 00:01:42,076 --> 00:01:44,638 She already has a stalker. 10 00:01:44,639 --> 00:01:48,057 Aaah! No! Aah! 11 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,591 Johnny! Help me! 12 00:01:58,530 --> 00:02:00,604 Yeah? 13 00:02:05,020 --> 00:02:06,526 Hey. 14 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:09,561 Did your boyfriend just throw a pumpkin at our door? 15 00:02:09,570 --> 00:02:11,902 What? 16 00:02:11,903 --> 00:02:13,881 That's not something he'd do. 17 00:02:13,890 --> 00:02:16,059 No, no, no. That's bullshit. 18 00:02:16,060 --> 00:02:17,758 Bailey. 19 00:02:17,759 --> 00:02:19,198 No, you are breaking up with this bitch tonight, okay? 20 00:02:19,199 --> 00:02:21,561 Don't! 21 00:02:21,570 --> 00:02:23,097 Bailey, stop! 22 00:02:24,959 --> 00:02:26,427 Everything's fine. 23 00:02:26,428 --> 00:02:28,126 He's an alcoholic, Harper. 24 00:02:28,127 --> 00:02:30,747 You want to know how I can tell? 25 00:02:30,748 --> 00:02:34,107 Because he's an alcoholic. 26 00:02:34,108 --> 00:02:36,699 Look, all I'm saying is that I came into your room last night 27 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:39,003 to steal some jewelry for my Halloween costume, 28 00:02:39,004 --> 00:02:40,281 and you were passed out. 29 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:43,324 Careful. That's my mom's. 30 00:02:45,407 --> 00:02:47,807 Harper, you had a bruise on your face. 31 00:02:54,594 --> 00:02:56,350 Do you see a bruise? 32 00:02:56,351 --> 00:02:58,299 There's minor swelling, indicating a contusion 33 00:02:58,300 --> 00:03:00,382 on the orbital plate. 34 00:03:00,383 --> 00:03:01,881 You should come out with us, though... 35 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:05,433 Get your mind off of the boyfriend drama. 36 00:03:05,442 --> 00:03:08,158 I don't have a costume. It would be weird. 37 00:03:08,159 --> 00:03:09,982 It's Halloween. 38 00:03:09,983 --> 00:03:12,057 Weird is good. 39 00:03:20,610 --> 00:03:23,001 Then he grabbed me! 40 00:03:23,010 --> 00:03:27,099 He grabbed me, and he ripped at me! 41 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:30,777 He held me, and he ripped at my clothes! 42 00:03:30,786 --> 00:03:32,830 Just calm down. 43 00:03:32,831 --> 00:03:37,343 Oh! I screamed, "Johnny! Johnny, help me!" 44 00:03:41,442 --> 00:03:42,777 Delish! 45 00:03:42,786 --> 00:03:44,926 What kind of hooch are we bootleggin'? 46 00:03:44,927 --> 00:03:47,193 Spider vodka. 47 00:03:47,202 --> 00:03:48,958 Fuck off. No, really. It's from Thailand. 48 00:03:48,959 --> 00:03:50,302 They put a ceremonial spider in every bottle. 49 00:03:50,303 --> 00:03:51,801 You don't want to touch it? 50 00:03:51,810 --> 00:03:53,241 Nope. I know it's Halloween. I'm not doing that. 51 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:54,777 Seriously? You're still afraid of spiders? 52 00:03:54,786 --> 00:03:56,025 Yeah. 53 00:03:56,034 --> 00:03:58,462 Ladies, say, "Happy Ho-lloween!" 54 00:03:58,463 --> 00:04:01,150 Happy Ho-lloween! 55 00:04:01,151 --> 00:04:02,687 Oh, my God. Nathan! 56 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:06,267 Nathan! 57 00:04:06,268 --> 00:04:07,737 Hey. What's up? 58 00:04:07,746 --> 00:04:08,985 How are you? Surprised you found me. 59 00:04:08,994 --> 00:04:10,137 This place is crazy. Oh, my gosh. 60 00:04:10,146 --> 00:04:12,028 Ty Hoffman! 61 00:04:13,506 --> 00:04:16,156 Bitch, what's up? How are you? 62 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,625 Hey. 63 00:04:41,634 --> 00:04:43,324 Hey. 64 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:47,998 Did you need something? 65 00:04:47,999 --> 00:04:49,755 What? 66 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:51,166 Oh. You were just talking to my friend, 67 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:52,857 and then you waved me over. 68 00:04:52,866 --> 00:04:55,803 Oh. No, I'm sorry. 69 00:04:55,804 --> 00:04:57,339 I was motioning for another drink. 70 00:04:57,340 --> 00:05:00,478 - Here you go. - Thanks. 71 00:05:00,479 --> 00:05:02,265 I'm so sorry. Uh... 72 00:05:02,274 --> 00:05:03,742 No, it's cool. So, wait. 73 00:05:03,743 --> 00:05:04,953 Do you... Do you know Bailey? 74 00:05:04,962 --> 00:05:07,006 Yeah. Yeah, we met freshman year. 75 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:09,915 Are you one of her yoga students? 76 00:05:09,916 --> 00:05:11,163 No. No? 77 00:05:11,164 --> 00:05:12,921 I'm her roommate... Harper. 78 00:05:12,930 --> 00:05:15,225 Oh, yeah, no. Yeah. I've totally heard about you. 79 00:05:15,234 --> 00:05:16,540 Oh, yeah? What'd you hear? 80 00:05:17,826 --> 00:05:20,985 - Happy Halloween! - Happy Halloween! 81 00:05:20,994 --> 00:05:23,710 That scare you? Yes. 82 00:05:23,711 --> 00:05:26,553 Yeah, well, um, I'm surprised we haven't met before. 83 00:05:26,562 --> 00:05:28,443 I don't get out much. 84 00:05:28,444 --> 00:05:31,323 I don't really get out much, either. 85 00:05:31,324 --> 00:05:32,763 Someone literally reminded me it was Halloween 86 00:05:32,764 --> 00:05:34,270 like 15 minutes ago, 87 00:05:34,271 --> 00:05:37,401 so I just rolled out of bed and grabbed my lucky bat. 88 00:05:37,410 --> 00:05:39,099 I kind of hate these things. 89 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:41,086 Yeah, well, at least you have a costume. 90 00:05:41,087 --> 00:05:43,323 What are you talking about? You have a costume. 91 00:05:43,324 --> 00:05:46,462 If... If you don't mind, you can do that and... 92 00:05:46,463 --> 00:05:48,699 Boom, look... Little Red Riding Hood. 93 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:51,646 - Bullshit! - Evan. 94 00:05:51,647 --> 00:05:53,019 I'm sick of this shit! 95 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,515 What the fuck are you doing, dude? 96 00:05:55,516 --> 00:05:58,233 I'm so sorry about that. Fuck this shit show. 97 00:05:58,242 --> 00:06:00,315 What the fuck are you supposed to be, anyways? 98 00:06:00,316 --> 00:06:02,553 What do you mean, what the fuck am I supposed to be? 99 00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:04,059 I'm the front half of a human centipede. 100 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:05,817 The other two dudes just bailed, 101 00:06:05,826 --> 00:06:07,833 so now I'm walking around, looking like a fucking jackass. 102 00:06:07,842 --> 00:06:09,753 Oh, now you look like a jackass? 103 00:06:09,762 --> 00:06:12,153 Did they bail 'cause they didn't want to eat ass all night? 104 00:06:12,162 --> 00:06:13,659 No. 105 00:06:13,660 --> 00:06:15,417 They probably bailed 'cause this bar sucks dick. 106 00:06:15,426 --> 00:06:18,201 I think they were just fucking with you, dude. 107 00:06:18,210 --> 00:06:19,870 Oberhaus and K.C. are right over there 108 00:06:19,871 --> 00:06:22,078 with the rest of the team. Motherfuckers. 109 00:06:22,079 --> 00:06:25,343 No one wants to be the ass end of a human centipede. 110 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:09,406 Hey. 111 00:07:09,407 --> 00:07:11,067 Saw you headed towards the exit. 112 00:07:11,068 --> 00:07:12,892 I was getting worried you left. 113 00:07:15,071 --> 00:07:17,307 The team awarded me worst costume. 114 00:07:17,308 --> 00:07:21,915 Figured I'd share it with the runner-up. 115 00:07:21,916 --> 00:07:25,016 I didn't know you were still on the team. 116 00:07:25,026 --> 00:07:27,579 Took a wild pitch to the face last season. 117 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:29,240 Shattered my cheekbone in three places. 118 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:30,680 Now I'm riding the bench. 119 00:07:30,690 --> 00:07:32,600 Well, you can't really tell. 120 00:07:32,610 --> 00:07:33,915 What about you? 121 00:07:33,916 --> 00:07:35,576 What? 122 00:07:35,586 --> 00:07:37,947 Nothing scary ever happened to you? 123 00:07:37,948 --> 00:07:39,195 I mean, Halloween, right? 124 00:07:39,196 --> 00:07:40,539 Scary stories, that's what you do... 125 00:07:40,540 --> 00:07:43,899 Tell each other scary stories. 126 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:49,179 Uh... like, wh-what, about my life? 127 00:07:49,180 --> 00:07:51,320 Yeah. Nothing scary ever happened to you? 128 00:07:51,330 --> 00:07:52,798 I-I don't know. 129 00:07:52,799 --> 00:07:57,915 I mean, I-I had a really great childhood. 130 00:07:57,916 --> 00:08:02,207 Um, have a great relationship with my parents. 131 00:08:04,194 --> 00:08:07,832 Well, I had a great relationship with them. 132 00:08:07,842 --> 00:08:10,616 I don't talk to my parents much, either. 133 00:08:18,882 --> 00:08:22,299 I think I should go. 134 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:24,440 I think you should stay. 135 00:08:27,359 --> 00:08:28,923 Wait. Where are we going next? 136 00:08:28,924 --> 00:08:30,430 - The haunted corn maze is open late. - No. 137 00:08:30,431 --> 00:08:31,870 Yes! I know the cast! 138 00:08:31,871 --> 00:08:33,627 No, that place is a breeding ground for parasites. 139 00:08:33,628 --> 00:08:34,904 My cousin Kim... She's a health inspector, 140 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:36,603 and she gave it a "D." 141 00:08:36,604 --> 00:08:38,360 Why don't we, uh, hit up the food trucks on campus, 142 00:08:38,370 --> 00:08:39,742 Netflix a scary movie, yeah? 143 00:08:39,743 --> 00:08:40,923 - Dude, I could eat. - I'm hungry, too. 144 00:08:40,924 --> 00:08:42,843 Yo, yo, yo, guys, guys, guys! 145 00:08:42,844 --> 00:08:44,350 Or... 146 00:08:44,351 --> 00:08:45,723 we could go to an extreme haunted house. 147 00:08:45,724 --> 00:08:46,588 - Yes. - Haunted house. 148 00:08:46,589 --> 00:08:47,902 - Yes. - No! 149 00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:49,918 - I don't want to do that. - Let's do it. 150 00:08:49,919 --> 00:08:51,416 Well, there's at least five haunts in the area. 151 00:08:51,426 --> 00:08:53,499 Somebody pick so we can call this shit a night. 152 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,390 There we go. 153 00:08:55,391 --> 00:08:56,763 Wait. Evan, what are you doing? 154 00:08:56,764 --> 00:08:58,462 I'm paying my tuition. 155 00:08:58,463 --> 00:09:00,152 Hey, guys, water? Anybody? 156 00:09:00,162 --> 00:09:01,016 - Yes. - Yes, yes, yes. 157 00:09:01,026 --> 00:09:01,948 Got mints here. 158 00:09:01,948 --> 00:09:02,908 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 159 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:04,606 What is this? 160 00:09:04,607 --> 00:09:06,776 Uh, that would be Dasani, flat, and Altoids cinnamons. 161 00:09:06,786 --> 00:09:08,446 Yeah, no. If you think we're actually gonna pay you 162 00:09:08,447 --> 00:09:10,366 to drive us to a haunted house that you wanted to go to... 163 00:09:10,367 --> 00:09:12,056 I'm a professional in the rideshare business. 164 00:09:12,066 --> 00:09:14,264 I can't just give you a free ride because you're my buddies. 165 00:09:14,274 --> 00:09:16,280 Oh, well. It's not fair to the paying customers. 166 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:17,470 I'm all about fairness. 167 00:09:17,471 --> 00:09:18,555 Always have been. You have to be. 168 00:09:18,556 --> 00:09:21,339 5-star-rated, baby! 169 00:09:21,340 --> 00:09:22,683 I'm glad you understand. What are you doing? 170 00:09:22,684 --> 00:09:24,892 No! Hey! What the fuck, dude?! 171 00:09:31,199 --> 00:09:32,667 Okay, guys. 172 00:09:32,668 --> 00:09:35,739 There's a Jaycees that's just past the mill. 173 00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:37,880 We are not going to Jaycees. No. 174 00:09:37,890 --> 00:09:39,675 We just do it a lot. That's all. 175 00:09:39,676 --> 00:09:41,182 Too much settling. Okay. Just find one. 176 00:09:41,183 --> 00:09:42,968 I'll find another one. 177 00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:50,235 Hey, Evan, can you turn up there? 178 00:09:50,236 --> 00:09:52,126 - Huh? - Turn up there. 179 00:09:52,127 --> 00:09:54,296 Yeah. 180 00:09:54,306 --> 00:09:55,544 Whoa, wait. Where are we going? 181 00:09:55,554 --> 00:09:57,147 Yeah, Harper, where are we going? 182 00:10:03,963 --> 00:10:06,046 Is someone following us? 183 00:10:06,047 --> 00:10:09,176 Isn't there a haunted house at the hospital tonight? 184 00:10:09,186 --> 00:10:11,384 Yeah, there is, but I really don't want to show 185 00:10:11,394 --> 00:10:13,419 my face there with my grades looking the way they are. 186 00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:20,926 Evan, what's going on? 187 00:10:20,927 --> 00:10:23,998 Harper thinks we're being stalked. 188 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:25,976 No, it's just... 189 00:10:25,986 --> 00:10:29,019 did anyone see that truck follow us back from the bar? 190 00:10:48,219 --> 00:10:50,879 This cannot be ignored. 191 00:11:14,399 --> 00:11:16,760 Oh, this looks like the haunt from Evan's flyer. 192 00:11:16,770 --> 00:11:18,938 Evan, if this sucks, it's on you. 193 00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:21,434 Guys, I love you all, but I'm over it. 194 00:11:21,435 --> 00:11:23,480 I got to fix my car in the morning. 195 00:11:23,490 --> 00:11:26,264 Fuck your car! This is the bee's knees! 196 00:11:26,274 --> 00:11:28,826 Guys, there's only one review on Yelp. 197 00:11:28,827 --> 00:11:32,158 Oh, but it says the proceeds go to Red Cross, so that's cool. 198 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:33,818 You know what? I'm with Bailey. 199 00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:35,960 I think it's getting kind of late. 200 00:11:35,970 --> 00:11:37,400 We should probably just... 201 00:11:37,410 --> 00:11:40,376 Harper, you promised to have a fun night. 202 00:11:43,227 --> 00:11:45,752 I hate it when I make promises. 203 00:11:45,762 --> 00:11:48,536 - Oh, my head! - Where's Evan? 204 00:11:48,546 --> 00:11:49,918 Wait. Hold up. 205 00:11:49,919 --> 00:11:51,578 - Thanks. - Evan! 206 00:11:51,579 --> 00:11:54,680 I'm comin' for ya. I'm comin' for ya. 207 00:11:54,690 --> 00:11:56,187 Rah! 208 00:11:59,739 --> 00:12:00,536 Oh. 209 00:12:00,537 --> 00:12:03,838 - Yazzah? - Yazzah! 210 00:12:03,839 --> 00:12:05,566 Ooh, Evan's afraid of clowns. 211 00:12:05,567 --> 00:12:07,898 - Oh, hello, clown! - Hello. 212 00:12:07,899 --> 00:12:10,107 Hello, Mr. Clown. 213 00:12:14,936 --> 00:12:17,528 Can we have six tickets, please? 214 00:12:21,503 --> 00:12:23,354 No? Okay. 215 00:12:23,355 --> 00:12:24,986 - That's a good try. - Excuse me. 216 00:12:24,987 --> 00:12:28,088 We'd like to enter your shady-ass establishment, please. 217 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:30,584 - Oh. - Oh. 218 00:12:30,594 --> 00:12:32,311 - Okay. - Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho. 219 00:12:32,312 --> 00:12:34,520 This is scary. 220 00:12:36,546 --> 00:12:37,946 Okay. Bailey, after you? 221 00:12:37,947 --> 00:12:39,963 This is a Bailey job. 222 00:12:52,059 --> 00:12:54,295 Okay. It's obviously not in that hand. 223 00:12:54,296 --> 00:12:56,216 Pick the other hand. 224 00:13:25,314 --> 00:13:27,357 - Ooh. - It's a key. It's a key. 225 00:13:27,358 --> 00:13:29,624 Five stars for this place with the creepy-ass clown 226 00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:31,544 doing shitty-ass magic. 227 00:13:34,366 --> 00:13:36,439 So, like, do you do birthdays and shit, too? 228 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:40,279 Is this like a seasonal gig for you? 229 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,104 I got a niece who loves scary fucking clowns, 230 00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:45,464 so I'm looking to acquire your services. 231 00:13:45,474 --> 00:13:46,941 I'll get a card before we leave. 232 00:13:46,942 --> 00:13:49,178 You can pull it out of wherever you want to. 233 00:13:49,179 --> 00:13:52,605 - What is it? - Liability waiver. 234 00:13:52,606 --> 00:13:54,554 It says, "Haunted house rules." 235 00:13:54,555 --> 00:13:56,858 Rule number one... stay on the marked path at all times. 236 00:13:56,859 --> 00:13:59,096 "Rule number two... Never touch the actors." 237 00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:01,304 No promises. "Rule number three..." 238 00:14:01,314 --> 00:14:04,664 You will be prompted to do certain actions. 239 00:14:04,674 --> 00:14:06,429 Please do exactly as you are told. 240 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,696 This is for your safety. 241 00:14:08,706 --> 00:14:10,461 Rule number four... All cellphones 242 00:14:10,462 --> 00:14:12,440 must be surrendered to the lock box before entering. 243 00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:14,264 You may keep the lock box key 244 00:14:14,274 --> 00:14:15,704 "until you return from the attraction." 245 00:14:15,714 --> 00:14:18,296 Are you kidding me? What? 246 00:14:18,306 --> 00:14:20,504 No, I just think that's probably gonna be the scariest part for you... 247 00:14:20,514 --> 00:14:22,298 Not having your phone on you at all times. 248 00:14:22,299 --> 00:14:24,189 Guys, we're basically signing our lives away to this thing. 249 00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:25,304 - I don't think it's... - Yes! 250 00:14:30,459 --> 00:14:33,310 Yes. Yes. We're doing this. Yes. 251 00:14:33,886 --> 00:14:36,920 Okay. 252 00:14:41,787 --> 00:14:45,886 All righty. Let's go. 253 00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:02,071 Okay. 254 00:15:02,072 --> 00:15:05,402 - Ooh. - This is a little... lame. 255 00:15:05,403 --> 00:15:06,717 Yeah. Okay. 256 00:15:06,718 --> 00:15:08,503 Is this supposed to be scary? 257 00:15:08,504 --> 00:15:09,914 The only thing that would scare Bailey 258 00:15:09,915 --> 00:15:11,192 is if they defunded Planned Parenthood. 259 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,082 Am I right? 260 00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,877 Aah! 261 00:15:14,878 --> 00:15:16,279 Ha, ha, ha. Ho, ho. 262 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:17,499 Oh, that's what you get. 263 00:15:21,339 --> 00:15:23,768 Uh-oh. I feel like that's not a good idea. 264 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,074 Whoa! 265 00:15:54,075 --> 00:15:55,226 Wow! This is awesome. 266 00:15:55,227 --> 00:15:56,542 It's getting better. 267 00:15:59,739 --> 00:16:01,466 - There's a wall. - Yeah, no, I found it. 268 00:16:01,467 --> 00:16:03,069 - I found the wall. - Yeah. 269 00:16:03,070 --> 00:16:05,786 Yo, guys, guys, guys, guys. 270 00:16:05,787 --> 00:16:08,792 Oh, that's a real guy. 271 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,326 - Oh, definitely. - Oh, yeah. 272 00:16:30,046 --> 00:16:31,928 Oh, my God. 273 00:16:37,784 --> 00:16:38,906 What? 274 00:16:38,907 --> 00:16:41,661 Somebody! Somebody help me! 275 00:16:41,662 --> 00:16:43,581 Help me, please! 276 00:16:43,582 --> 00:16:46,269 Somebody help me! Please help me! 277 00:16:46,270 --> 00:16:49,917 I don't want to die! Please, please! Just let me go! 278 00:16:49,918 --> 00:16:52,221 I promise! I promise I won't tell anybody! 279 00:16:52,222 --> 00:16:53,413 Please! Please, please, please! 280 00:16:54,392 --> 00:16:56,600 Holy shit! Holy shit! 281 00:16:58,904 --> 00:17:00,957 Oh, my God. 282 00:17:00,958 --> 00:17:04,126 - Oh, that was so good. - That was so good. 283 00:17:07,803 --> 00:17:10,298 - Oh-ho-ho-ho. - Yeah, nope. 284 00:17:10,299 --> 00:17:13,946 You're going first. You are going first. Yep. 285 00:17:13,947 --> 00:17:16,798 - That's some sick-ass shit. - That was crazy. 286 00:17:18,142 --> 00:17:20,888 - Oh. - "Bye." 287 00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:24,314 Ooh. 288 00:17:24,315 --> 00:17:26,397 Safe or not safe? 289 00:17:26,398 --> 00:17:28,058 - I got dibs on not safe. - Not safe! 290 00:17:28,059 --> 00:17:29,978 - Of course. - Okay. 291 00:17:29,979 --> 00:17:31,994 Well, then, we will go this way. 292 00:17:31,995 --> 00:17:33,338 You guys can go that way. 293 00:17:33,339 --> 00:17:35,163 Oh, no. 294 00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:45,818 - I fucking hate spiders! - Go. 295 00:17:45,819 --> 00:17:47,066 - Come on. - No. 296 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,437 Come on. 297 00:17:49,438 --> 00:17:52,922 Watch your head. 298 00:17:52,923 --> 00:17:54,104 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! - What is that? 299 00:17:54,113 --> 00:17:56,312 - Oh, my God. - What the heck? 300 00:17:56,321 --> 00:17:57,789 - No, no, no! - Aah! 301 00:17:57,790 --> 00:18:01,726 Oh, shit. There's, like, real spiders in here. 302 00:18:02,753 --> 00:18:05,594 Oh, my God. 303 00:18:05,595 --> 00:18:08,186 You guys. 304 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:10,298 Guys. 305 00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:12,669 Look. 306 00:18:12,670 --> 00:18:14,840 Nice. 307 00:18:16,952 --> 00:18:19,160 Wait, Nathan. 308 00:18:21,502 --> 00:18:23,901 What is that? I don't know. 309 00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:25,821 Oh. No way. Way to go, guys. 310 00:18:25,822 --> 00:18:27,578 Way to wait till the last minute to paint the walls. 311 00:18:27,579 --> 00:18:30,103 No, this isn't paint. This is oil. 312 00:18:30,104 --> 00:18:33,885 Yeah. That's weird. 313 00:18:33,886 --> 00:18:36,151 Why'd they put oil on the walls? 314 00:18:36,152 --> 00:18:40,154 - Maybe it's cheaper. - Oil's not cheaper than paint. 315 00:18:40,155 --> 00:18:42,651 My cousin Hasib... He's a petroleum engineer. 316 00:18:53,019 --> 00:18:54,554 Okay. Where are we supposed to go? 317 00:18:54,555 --> 00:18:55,965 Maybe it's a puzzle? 318 00:18:55,966 --> 00:18:58,174 That's weird. 319 00:19:18,046 --> 00:19:19,035 I don't know. 320 00:19:21,665 --> 00:19:24,506 Did you hear that? 321 00:19:24,507 --> 00:19:28,221 It sounded like a door. 322 00:19:28,222 --> 00:19:31,802 How do we open it? 323 00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:34,875 It must only open if the coffin's closed. 324 00:19:37,246 --> 00:19:40,510 Well, I guess there's only one way to find out. 325 00:19:42,392 --> 00:19:44,475 If I don't return, speak highly of me. 326 00:19:55,966 --> 00:19:57,463 Yo, guys! 327 00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,451 It worked! 328 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,125 I really don't like small spaces. 329 00:20:04,126 --> 00:20:06,171 Then just get it over with, sweet cheeks. 330 00:20:16,990 --> 00:20:18,775 Mallory, I'm through! 331 00:20:18,776 --> 00:20:20,599 Okay. 332 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,808 Coming. 333 00:20:35,096 --> 00:20:36,478 Guys? 334 00:20:41,624 --> 00:20:44,216 Guys, it's not... 335 00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:01,015 Oh. No! No! 336 00:21:01,016 --> 00:21:02,685 Oh, my God! Spiders! 337 00:21:02,686 --> 00:21:05,181 Hold on! It's gonna open. 338 00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:06,583 Oh, my God! 339 00:21:06,584 --> 00:21:08,762 I had spiders all over! Mallory. 340 00:21:08,763 --> 00:21:10,778 Mallory, hey, hey, hey, hey. Look at me. 341 00:21:10,779 --> 00:21:12,026 Look at me. Look, look right here. 342 00:21:12,027 --> 00:21:15,165 "Skeletons, masks, spiders." 343 00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:16,797 Cheap motherfuckers bought this shit at Party City 344 00:21:16,798 --> 00:21:17,978 like two days ago. 345 00:21:17,979 --> 00:21:20,349 Look. It's fake. 346 00:21:20,350 --> 00:21:22,520 Fuck spiders. 347 00:21:25,947 --> 00:21:27,866 Nope. 348 00:21:27,867 --> 00:21:30,104 I'm not going in there. 349 00:21:30,113 --> 00:21:32,283 This way. 350 00:21:37,150 --> 00:21:38,877 Who's first? 351 00:21:38,878 --> 00:21:41,239 Look at my face! 352 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,159 This is trippy. 353 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,886 Angela, look at this. This is amazing. 354 00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:48,535 Whoaaa. 355 00:21:48,536 --> 00:21:51,031 That's so weird! 356 00:21:51,032 --> 00:21:54,679 Huh. There's no gap between the reflection. 357 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:58,365 - So? - It's a two-way mirror. 358 00:21:58,366 --> 00:22:00,862 My cousin Summer... She's a criminal psychiatrist. 359 00:22:02,523 --> 00:22:04,731 Cool. 360 00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:09,655 I said I didn't want to go in the tunnel. 361 00:22:09,656 --> 00:22:11,575 Yeah? Well, Harper, you should have thought about that 362 00:22:11,576 --> 00:22:13,688 before you got into a tunnel. 363 00:22:15,992 --> 00:22:17,661 Oh, shit. Okay. 364 00:22:17,662 --> 00:22:21,944 Uh, this way's a dead end, so we got to go back. 365 00:22:21,953 --> 00:22:24,218 Are you kidding? It is way too tight to turn around. 366 00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:25,946 You're just drunk. Come on. 367 00:22:25,947 --> 00:22:28,509 Shuffle backwards. We'll find a different way. 368 00:22:28,510 --> 00:22:32,157 I'm gonna have so many splinters when I get home. 369 00:22:32,158 --> 00:22:34,424 Oh, guys, guys, I found it! 370 00:22:34,433 --> 00:22:37,399 Stay close! What the fuck does that mean? 371 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,906 It means stay close. 372 00:22:38,907 --> 00:22:42,267 Okay. I'm following. We're following. 373 00:22:48,987 --> 00:22:50,744 Hey, guys, this way! 374 00:22:52,856 --> 00:22:54,008 What was that? 375 00:23:11,547 --> 00:23:13,976 Who's there? 376 00:23:31,198 --> 00:23:33,560 Wait. Where's Mallory? 377 00:23:37,275 --> 00:23:40,058 - Come on. - Go ahead. 378 00:23:40,059 --> 00:23:42,295 Pussies. 379 00:23:50,782 --> 00:23:51,990 Oh, my God! Get it off me! 380 00:23:51,991 --> 00:23:54,525 What is it? Brains! 381 00:23:54,526 --> 00:23:56,282 Are you serious? Knew it. 382 00:23:56,283 --> 00:23:57,462 Eww. Knew it. 383 00:23:57,463 --> 00:23:59,382 Okay. 384 00:23:59,383 --> 00:24:02,494 All right. All right. All right. All right. 385 00:24:11,479 --> 00:24:12,794 This is stressing me out. 386 00:24:12,795 --> 00:24:18,074 It's not that bad. Okay. Feels... small... 387 00:24:18,075 --> 00:24:20,283 uh, round... 388 00:24:21,463 --> 00:24:23,901 Ooh. Smooth. 389 00:24:23,902 --> 00:24:28,662 It sounds like you're describing Evan's scrotum. 390 00:24:28,663 --> 00:24:30,525 That makes sense, since we have a... 391 00:24:30,526 --> 00:24:31,734 grape. 392 00:24:31,735 --> 00:24:34,941 Do not... Ew! 393 00:24:34,942 --> 00:24:37,302 Let's go. 394 00:24:37,303 --> 00:24:39,549 Okay. 395 00:24:39,550 --> 00:24:41,787 Fine. 396 00:24:54,046 --> 00:24:56,474 I don't... Am I supposed to be feeling something? 397 00:24:56,475 --> 00:24:59,383 Uh... Push your arm further in. 398 00:25:03,579 --> 00:25:06,267 Yeah, I'm not... This is... This is not working. 399 00:25:08,638 --> 00:25:10,807 Oh. Let's see. 400 00:25:17,470 --> 00:25:19,734 Okay. No. I give up. 401 00:25:19,735 --> 00:25:23,421 Nothing? 402 00:25:23,422 --> 00:25:24,822 Fuck. My ring. 403 00:25:24,823 --> 00:25:27,222 What ring? Are you sure you had it on? 404 00:25:27,223 --> 00:25:29,786 Yes, I'm positive. It was Harper's mother's ring. 405 00:25:29,787 --> 00:25:32,214 She's gonna kill me. Great. 406 00:25:32,215 --> 00:25:33,434 Wait. I think I got it. 407 00:25:33,435 --> 00:25:34,902 You got it? 408 00:25:34,903 --> 00:25:36,189 Oh, no. Damn it! 409 00:25:36,190 --> 00:25:37,878 Oh, shit! No! Damn it! 410 00:25:37,879 --> 00:25:39,194 All right. No. I lost it. 411 00:25:39,195 --> 00:25:40,605 We got to get it. It's important to her. 412 00:25:40,606 --> 00:25:41,910 We're gonna get it. We're gonna get it. 413 00:25:41,911 --> 00:25:43,350 Let's, um... All right. Find me. 414 00:25:43,351 --> 00:25:44,982 Do you feel it? Mnh-mnh. 415 00:25:44,983 --> 00:25:46,422 All right. Let's see if we can find it. 416 00:25:46,423 --> 00:25:48,861 - What? - What the fuck was that? 417 00:25:48,862 --> 00:25:50,397 - Did you feel that? - No. 418 00:25:50,398 --> 00:25:51,798 Something just fucking touched me. 419 00:25:51,799 --> 00:25:55,706 Can you not... No. Something touched me. 420 00:25:55,707 --> 00:25:56,954 Feel anything? 421 00:25:56,955 --> 00:25:59,546 Someone's back there. 422 00:25:59,547 --> 00:26:00,891 Listen. 423 00:26:03,579 --> 00:26:06,459 Ugh! Ohh! 424 00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:12,794 Oh, God! Oh, no! 425 00:26:12,795 --> 00:26:14,522 Seriously, Nathan, get me the fuck out of here! 426 00:26:14,523 --> 00:26:16,951 Something's got me! Ow, my arm! Ow! 427 00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:28,058 Bailey? 428 00:26:28,059 --> 00:26:31,485 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 429 00:26:31,486 --> 00:26:33,405 Mallory! 430 00:26:33,406 --> 00:26:35,095 Can you hear us? 431 00:26:40,318 --> 00:26:43,102 Hey! Follow our voices. 432 00:26:46,366 --> 00:26:47,862 Hey, I hear something. 433 00:26:47,863 --> 00:26:49,342 Mal? 434 00:27:10,039 --> 00:27:14,522 Hey. Um... Our friend is still in there. 435 00:27:31,390 --> 00:27:34,366 I think he wants us to keep going. 436 00:27:36,506 --> 00:27:38,302 Okay. 437 00:28:29,950 --> 00:28:32,119 Nice. 438 00:28:48,862 --> 00:28:50,397 I'll go first. 439 00:28:50,398 --> 00:28:52,183 Sure. 440 00:29:01,658 --> 00:29:03,318 Excuse me. 441 00:29:03,319 --> 00:29:04,825 Have you seen our friend? 442 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:07,485 She's wearing a yellow dress. 443 00:29:07,486 --> 00:29:08,350 Okay. 444 00:29:08,351 --> 00:29:11,065 Okay. Okay. 445 00:29:11,066 --> 00:29:13,494 Whoa! Ohh! Oh-ho-ho! 446 00:29:13,495 --> 00:29:14,426 Okay. All right. 447 00:29:14,427 --> 00:29:15,837 All right. Okay. 448 00:29:15,838 --> 00:29:17,718 Okay. Come on. I get it. 449 00:29:17,719 --> 00:29:19,389 All right. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 450 00:29:19,390 --> 00:29:22,230 Get the fuck outta my safe space, bro. 451 00:29:22,231 --> 00:29:25,082 What the fuck is wrong with you? 452 00:29:34,202 --> 00:29:37,495 Probably shouldn't have pushed him. Yeah. 453 00:29:41,662 --> 00:29:44,349 Wait, wait, wait! Guys, don't close the door! 454 00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:46,134 - Shit! - Fuck! 455 00:29:46,135 --> 00:29:48,505 Oh, shit. Bailey, what the fuck happened to your arm? 456 00:29:48,506 --> 00:29:49,821 It's okay. It doesn't... 457 00:29:49,822 --> 00:29:51,673 - Doesn't hurt anymore. - What's going on? 458 00:29:51,674 --> 00:29:54,294 Guys, where's, um... Where's Mallory? 459 00:29:54,295 --> 00:29:56,215 Are we trapped? 460 00:30:14,138 --> 00:30:16,662 Um... hello. 461 00:30:16,663 --> 00:30:18,073 Hey. Hey. Excuse me. 462 00:30:18,074 --> 00:30:19,638 Hey, excuse me. Our friend is hurt in here, 463 00:30:19,639 --> 00:30:21,913 and we need your help. 464 00:30:21,914 --> 00:30:24,189 Hey, excuse me. We... We... We have someone hurt in here. 465 00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:25,465 Excuse me, ma'am? 466 00:30:25,466 --> 00:30:27,030 - Hey. - Ma'am? 467 00:30:27,031 --> 00:30:28,921 Hey, ma'am, please, we actually need your help. 468 00:30:28,922 --> 00:30:30,841 Someone's fucking around here. 469 00:30:30,842 --> 00:30:32,281 - Mallory? - What's going on? 470 00:30:32,282 --> 00:30:34,902 - Mallory, what are you doing? - Mallory! 471 00:30:34,903 --> 00:30:36,284 - Mallory! - Mal! 472 00:30:36,285 --> 00:30:39,223 Mallory, wake up! Mallory, wake up! 473 00:31:12,218 --> 00:31:14,137 Oh, my God! 474 00:31:14,138 --> 00:31:17,430 Is she just acting? 475 00:31:17,431 --> 00:31:18,774 Oh, my God. 476 00:31:18,775 --> 00:31:21,309 What's happening? What's happening? 477 00:31:31,869 --> 00:31:34,585 - I want to go. - Okay. 478 00:31:34,586 --> 00:31:37,916 We need, um... We need a phone. 479 00:31:37,917 --> 00:31:40,028 They're all in the fucking lock box. 480 00:31:40,029 --> 00:31:44,118 Oh. We need... We need... We need the key. 481 00:31:44,119 --> 00:31:45,972 Who has the key? 482 00:31:45,981 --> 00:31:48,054 Please tell me Mallory didn't have the fucking key. 483 00:31:48,055 --> 00:31:51,732 Nathan. 484 00:31:51,741 --> 00:31:53,785 Thank you, Bailey. 485 00:31:53,786 --> 00:31:56,444 Hey, what are we gonna do? 486 00:31:56,445 --> 00:31:58,940 We get to the lock box, and we get our phones. 487 00:31:58,941 --> 00:32:00,630 We can't go back the same way we came. 488 00:32:00,631 --> 00:32:03,798 I saw an exit. 489 00:32:03,799 --> 00:32:05,430 Where? 490 00:32:05,431 --> 00:32:08,348 Back that way. 491 00:32:08,349 --> 00:32:09,788 What kind of exit? 492 00:32:09,789 --> 00:32:12,438 Like an emergency exit. 493 00:32:12,439 --> 00:32:13,945 Come here. 494 00:32:13,946 --> 00:32:16,537 Hey, buddy, can you... Can you do this? 495 00:32:16,538 --> 00:32:17,593 Can you get that? 496 00:32:17,594 --> 00:32:21,020 Um, yeah. I-I... Hairpins. 497 00:32:21,021 --> 00:32:23,066 Hair... An-Angela. 498 00:32:27,223 --> 00:32:29,306 Okay. We have three. We have three. 499 00:32:34,365 --> 00:32:36,631 Come on. Come on. 500 00:32:45,722 --> 00:32:47,094 It's a two-way lock. 501 00:32:47,095 --> 00:32:48,468 What happened to "I can lock-pick anything"? 502 00:32:48,477 --> 00:32:50,588 Yeah, I meant like anything like a locker. 503 00:32:50,589 --> 00:32:51,798 I'm an equipment manager. 504 00:32:51,799 --> 00:32:52,950 I'm not Robert De Niro from "Heat." 505 00:32:52,951 --> 00:32:54,294 Okay. Hey, we just need you 506 00:32:54,295 --> 00:32:55,580 to get through the fucking lock, okay? 507 00:32:55,581 --> 00:32:57,818 All right. Um... 508 00:32:59,709 --> 00:33:01,465 So, what if we just went a little bit further? 509 00:33:01,466 --> 00:33:02,905 No, dude. No, listen. Listen. 510 00:33:02,906 --> 00:33:05,401 I don't mean all of us. You know, just you and me. 511 00:33:05,402 --> 00:33:08,694 We go a little bit further, and, uh, you know, 512 00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:11,508 we find something like a... Like a crowbar, you know, 513 00:33:11,517 --> 00:33:14,617 so we can break off the hinges. 514 00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:17,142 Okay. Fuck. I'll go. 515 00:33:17,143 --> 00:33:18,841 I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. 516 00:33:18,842 --> 00:33:25,783 I'm gonna go. Just... Just... Okay. 517 00:33:51,866 --> 00:33:55,734 They have everything... Our addresses, 518 00:33:55,735 --> 00:33:57,943 our parents' names. 519 00:34:01,466 --> 00:34:03,385 Evan? 520 00:34:03,386 --> 00:34:04,375 Evan, what are you doing? 521 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:05,785 She's gone. 522 00:34:05,786 --> 00:34:07,158 There must be, like, a trap door 523 00:34:07,159 --> 00:34:08,790 on the other side or something. 524 00:34:08,791 --> 00:34:11,094 No, just leave it. You don't want to piss them off. 525 00:34:11,095 --> 00:34:12,438 One sec. 526 00:34:12,439 --> 00:34:13,850 Evan, don't. 527 00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:17,460 Hey. Hey, hey. 528 00:34:17,469 --> 00:34:21,396 Come here. 529 00:34:21,405 --> 00:34:22,999 Okay. 530 00:34:24,765 --> 00:34:26,838 Can you reach your arm through the fence? 531 00:34:26,839 --> 00:34:28,212 What? 532 00:34:28,221 --> 00:34:30,524 There's a metal poker thing right there. 533 00:34:30,525 --> 00:34:33,308 My arm's too big. I can't reach it. 534 00:34:33,309 --> 00:34:34,836 So what? 535 00:34:34,845 --> 00:34:37,494 So we can use it to break the hinges off the door. 536 00:34:37,495 --> 00:34:39,193 Come on. 537 00:34:39,194 --> 00:34:41,142 Okay. Come on. 538 00:34:41,143 --> 00:34:42,745 Okay, okay. 539 00:34:42,746 --> 00:34:44,186 Okay. 540 00:36:06,103 --> 00:36:07,484 Hey! 541 00:36:07,485 --> 00:36:08,953 Hey, please! Somebody's hurt back here! 542 00:36:08,954 --> 00:36:12,122 Hey! 543 00:36:20,186 --> 00:36:22,327 You say you need help? 544 00:36:24,986 --> 00:36:27,156 Yeah. 545 00:36:33,175 --> 00:36:35,421 Hold on. 546 00:36:37,437 --> 00:36:39,068 I told all my friends I would come right back. 547 00:36:39,069 --> 00:36:40,316 They're right... Right back there, 548 00:36:40,317 --> 00:36:41,881 in, um, the room with the fence. 549 00:36:41,882 --> 00:36:44,599 So, do you think you could come back with me? 550 00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:52,212 Let me get something. 551 00:36:57,463 --> 00:36:59,930 I'm really sorry, Harper. 552 00:37:04,346 --> 00:37:06,583 For what? 553 00:37:10,423 --> 00:37:13,302 I lost your mom's ring. 554 00:37:13,303 --> 00:37:18,428 I was reaching through, and I lost it in the haunted house. 555 00:37:18,429 --> 00:37:20,599 It's okay. 556 00:37:25,466 --> 00:37:28,691 I grew up in a haunted house. 557 00:37:30,938 --> 00:37:34,681 I loved that house. 558 00:37:34,682 --> 00:37:36,890 I hated it at the same time. 559 00:37:40,375 --> 00:37:44,599 It's where my dad would read to me... 560 00:37:47,095 --> 00:37:49,523 where he taught me how to ride a bike. 561 00:37:55,034 --> 00:37:57,203 It's where he hurt my mom. 562 00:38:01,975 --> 00:38:03,702 I would go upstairs to my room, 563 00:38:03,703 --> 00:38:05,565 and I would hide under the bed. 564 00:38:07,869 --> 00:38:10,269 And one day, while I was hiding, he... 565 00:38:14,426 --> 00:38:16,595 threw my mom across the floor 566 00:38:16,605 --> 00:38:20,022 like it was nothing, like... 567 00:38:20,023 --> 00:38:23,382 that's how it's supposed to be. 568 00:38:23,383 --> 00:38:26,684 I haven't been home in four years. 569 00:38:26,685 --> 00:38:30,995 But I have this recurring dream where... 570 00:38:31,005 --> 00:38:35,383 I go back and knock at the door... 571 00:38:37,437 --> 00:38:39,962 terrified that my dad's gonna answer. 572 00:38:43,226 --> 00:38:45,463 But my mom comes out. 573 00:38:50,042 --> 00:38:52,115 She tells me he's gone forever. 574 00:38:55,485 --> 00:38:58,423 She tells me the house isn't haunted anymore. 575 00:39:00,055 --> 00:39:01,878 Come on. You almost got it. You almost got it. 576 00:39:01,879 --> 00:39:04,211 Oh. I have to take a break. 577 00:39:04,221 --> 00:39:07,091 Okay. It's right there. 578 00:39:07,101 --> 00:39:09,107 It's right there. Okay. 579 00:39:09,117 --> 00:39:10,518 Okay. You good? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 580 00:39:10,519 --> 00:39:13,628 All right. 581 00:39:13,629 --> 00:39:16,211 I have to get my shoulder. There. There. 582 00:39:16,221 --> 00:39:18,841 All right. A little to the left. A little bit to the left. 583 00:39:18,842 --> 00:39:20,185 Okay. You're right there. 584 00:39:20,186 --> 00:39:21,750 It's right there. 585 00:39:21,751 --> 00:39:24,534 I feel like my cousin Elina. 586 00:39:24,535 --> 00:39:27,030 She's a proctologist. 587 00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:29,814 How many fucking cousins do you have? 588 00:39:29,815 --> 00:39:31,667 46. 589 00:39:31,677 --> 00:39:33,078 Okay. 590 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:35,219 Almost got it. 591 00:39:35,229 --> 00:39:36,764 Got it. I got it. 592 00:39:36,765 --> 00:39:39,481 Okay. Okay. 593 00:39:39,482 --> 00:39:41,594 Com on. You're almost there. 594 00:39:50,551 --> 00:39:52,758 My hand! 595 00:39:52,759 --> 00:39:55,705 What's going on? 596 00:39:55,706 --> 00:39:57,587 Holy shit. Is she bleeding? 597 00:39:57,597 --> 00:39:59,862 Angela? What happened to your hand? 598 00:39:59,863 --> 00:40:01,398 Oh, we got to get her out. 599 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:02,905 Yeah, what the fuck's it look like I'm doing? 600 00:40:02,906 --> 00:40:06,102 I have keys, man. 601 00:40:06,103 --> 00:40:07,801 Where? 602 00:40:07,802 --> 00:40:10,105 I'm sorry, girls. This... This isn't supposed to happen. 603 00:40:10,106 --> 00:40:13,465 Hey, look, man, we just want to go, okay? 604 00:40:13,466 --> 00:40:15,990 I don't need to talk to your manager. 605 00:40:15,991 --> 00:40:17,881 None of us do. 606 00:40:17,882 --> 00:40:19,513 We haven't seen anything. 607 00:40:19,514 --> 00:40:22,355 Nothing happened. 608 00:40:22,365 --> 00:40:24,535 We just want to leave. 609 00:40:28,538 --> 00:40:30,679 We're gonna get out. 610 00:40:41,623 --> 00:40:42,967 Watch out. 611 00:40:44,829 --> 00:40:47,066 The exit was this way. 612 00:40:50,685 --> 00:40:54,197 Over here. 613 00:40:54,198 --> 00:40:55,417 Fuck! I fucking knew it! 614 00:40:55,418 --> 00:40:57,558 Read the door, idiot. 615 00:41:06,294 --> 00:41:09,557 That makes sense. 616 00:41:09,558 --> 00:41:11,381 I didn't remember there being an exit there. 617 00:41:11,382 --> 00:41:14,387 So, why wouldn't you say something?! 618 00:41:14,397 --> 00:41:17,555 Why don't we just crawl back through the tunnel? 619 00:41:17,565 --> 00:41:20,051 Well, if you want to, but you can only go one at a time. 620 00:41:20,061 --> 00:41:21,779 There's a trap door in the tunnel 621 00:41:21,789 --> 00:41:23,795 that gets triggered if there's too many people in there. 622 00:41:23,805 --> 00:41:26,933 Okay, why is there a trap door in your tunnel? 623 00:41:26,934 --> 00:41:29,429 We use it to capture people and put them on the show. 624 00:41:29,430 --> 00:41:30,773 There's this whole thing with a witch... 625 00:41:30,774 --> 00:41:32,953 Yeah. We know about your fucking show. 626 00:41:32,954 --> 00:41:35,315 One of our friends is dead because of your fucking show. 627 00:41:35,325 --> 00:41:36,917 She's not dead. 628 00:41:36,918 --> 00:41:38,425 She's outside waiting on you guys, 629 00:41:38,426 --> 00:41:39,797 probably wondering what's going on. 630 00:41:39,798 --> 00:41:41,141 What? 631 00:41:41,142 --> 00:41:45,077 Look, we're a little extreme here, 632 00:41:45,078 --> 00:41:47,545 but safety is a huge priority. 633 00:41:47,546 --> 00:41:49,109 Don't you talk to me about fucking safety. 634 00:41:49,110 --> 00:41:52,277 Don't you talk to me about fucking safety! 635 00:41:52,278 --> 00:41:55,571 What's your name? 636 00:41:55,581 --> 00:41:56,597 What's your fucking name?! 637 00:41:56,598 --> 00:42:00,755 Sir, my name's Harper, okay? 638 00:42:00,765 --> 00:42:02,261 We really appreciate your help, 639 00:42:02,262 --> 00:42:05,939 but could you please just tell us who you are? 640 00:42:05,949 --> 00:42:08,981 You can call me "Mitch." 641 00:42:08,982 --> 00:42:11,162 Thanks, Mitch. 642 00:42:14,262 --> 00:42:16,442 What's your last name, Mitch? 643 00:42:25,562 --> 00:42:28,153 Okay, Mitch. 644 00:42:28,154 --> 00:42:31,705 I think we would feel a lot more fucking comfortable 645 00:42:31,706 --> 00:42:32,981 if you took off that fucking mask... 646 00:42:32,982 --> 00:42:34,355 Yeah, lose the mask. 647 00:42:34,365 --> 00:42:36,053 And you told us what your real name was. 648 00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:38,579 I don't care which way you go, 649 00:42:38,589 --> 00:42:40,307 but you're almost at the end of the haunted house. 650 00:42:40,317 --> 00:42:42,035 It's probably farther if you go backwards. 651 00:42:42,045 --> 00:42:43,379 Yeah, I think we made it pretty clear, Mitch. 652 00:42:43,389 --> 00:42:44,435 We don't want to go that way. 653 00:42:44,445 --> 00:42:45,653 'Kay. Wait, wait, wait. 654 00:42:45,654 --> 00:42:47,381 Why don't we just, one at a time, 655 00:42:47,382 --> 00:42:48,851 go back through the tunnel? 656 00:42:48,861 --> 00:42:50,579 You really want to go back in there? 657 00:42:50,589 --> 00:42:52,307 I just want to get out of here. 658 00:42:52,317 --> 00:42:55,061 Okay. All right. Here's the plan. 659 00:42:55,062 --> 00:42:57,941 I sort of remember my way around the maze. 660 00:42:57,942 --> 00:42:59,987 I'll take the lock box key, I'll go through, 661 00:42:59,997 --> 00:43:01,493 I'll book it to the front, 662 00:43:01,494 --> 00:43:03,481 I'll get our phones, and I'll call for help. 663 00:43:03,482 --> 00:43:05,363 Nate, let me get the key. 664 00:43:07,542 --> 00:43:09,625 I dropped it. 665 00:43:09,626 --> 00:43:12,025 Well, that is just perfect, Nate. 666 00:43:12,026 --> 00:43:14,521 Fuck the key. I can pick the lock box. 667 00:43:14,522 --> 00:43:16,211 All right, so, I'll go first. 668 00:43:16,221 --> 00:43:17,747 Then we send Bitch through, and he can just chill 669 00:43:17,757 --> 00:43:19,187 on the other side and wait for everyone else. 670 00:43:19,197 --> 00:43:20,665 Then, Nate, you go. 671 00:43:20,666 --> 00:43:22,037 Follow him with the poker, you know, in case 672 00:43:22,038 --> 00:43:23,891 Mitch here forgets whose team he's on. 673 00:43:23,901 --> 00:43:26,358 And then Bailey and Angela, 'cause they need the most help. 674 00:43:27,894 --> 00:43:29,939 And last goes Harper. 675 00:43:31,389 --> 00:43:34,355 One thing first. 676 00:43:34,365 --> 00:43:36,438 I want your keys. 677 00:44:14,262 --> 00:44:16,345 What key is it? 678 00:44:16,346 --> 00:44:18,937 Yellow, obviously. 679 00:44:42,237 --> 00:44:43,733 - I'm through! - Okay, there it is. 680 00:44:43,734 --> 00:44:46,392 Let's go. You're up. 681 00:44:46,393 --> 00:44:48,438 Go. 682 00:44:51,961 --> 00:44:53,237 Think, think, think, think, think. 683 00:44:53,238 --> 00:44:55,512 Um... safe or not safe? 684 00:44:55,513 --> 00:44:56,789 Safe or not safe? 685 00:44:56,790 --> 00:44:57,942 Okay. 686 00:44:59,670 --> 00:45:00,630 Fuck! 687 00:45:02,550 --> 00:45:03,894 Damn it. 688 00:45:27,318 --> 00:45:28,979 Okay. 689 00:45:28,989 --> 00:45:31,225 What's taking so fucking long? 690 00:45:39,357 --> 00:45:42,360 I'm here! 691 00:45:42,361 --> 00:45:44,310 Finally. 692 00:46:26,041 --> 00:46:28,115 Fuck. 693 00:46:41,017 --> 00:46:42,294 No. 694 00:46:47,257 --> 00:46:48,985 What the fuck? 695 00:47:11,641 --> 00:47:13,080 Run. 696 00:47:13,081 --> 00:47:14,549 No. We have to wait for Nathan's signal. 697 00:47:14,550 --> 00:47:17,592 - Nathan, hurry up! - Run! 698 00:47:17,593 --> 00:47:19,896 No! We have to wait or he's gonna fall through the trap! 699 00:47:19,897 --> 00:47:21,299 Run! 700 00:47:21,309 --> 00:47:22,835 Run! 701 00:47:25,437 --> 00:47:26,742 Don't go! Don't go! 702 00:47:27,577 --> 00:47:29,237 No! No! 703 00:47:29,238 --> 00:47:30,995 Get in there. Come on! Let's go! Come on! You can do it! 704 00:47:31,005 --> 00:47:32,665 Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in! 705 00:47:33,721 --> 00:47:35,699 Oh, my God! 706 00:48:19,417 --> 00:48:21,491 Who's there? 707 00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:22,872 Nathan? 708 00:48:22,873 --> 00:48:25,301 I'm at a dead end! We have to go back! 709 00:48:25,302 --> 00:48:26,837 No, which way? 710 00:48:26,838 --> 00:48:31,541 Go... Nathan? 711 00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:33,433 Nathan, are you there? 712 00:48:59,257 --> 00:49:01,139 What the fuck? 713 00:49:01,148 --> 00:49:03,798 Fuck, fuck, fuck. Where is it? Where is it? 714 00:49:42,236 --> 00:49:45,557 Where is everybody? 715 00:49:45,558 --> 00:49:47,449 They're right behind me. 716 00:49:50,684 --> 00:49:54,581 Where are our phones? 717 00:49:54,582 --> 00:49:56,281 Someone's bringing 'em. 718 00:50:35,190 --> 00:50:38,195 Please. 719 00:50:38,204 --> 00:50:41,939 Please. Please don't hurt me. 720 00:50:41,948 --> 00:50:43,416 Please. 721 00:50:43,417 --> 00:50:45,558 Please don't hurt me, Sam. 722 00:51:18,198 --> 00:51:20,022 Who's Sam? 723 00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:27,672 Hello? 724 00:51:27,673 --> 00:51:30,581 Hey, man, who the fuck is this? 725 00:51:30,582 --> 00:51:33,557 Who're you trying to reach? 726 00:51:33,558 --> 00:51:35,957 I'm trying to reach Harper. 727 00:51:35,958 --> 00:51:39,251 This is her boyfriend, Sam. 728 00:51:39,260 --> 00:51:42,293 Hello? 729 00:51:42,294 --> 00:51:44,117 You're too late, Sam. 730 00:51:44,118 --> 00:51:45,942 All right, listen, you little fuckin... 731 00:52:19,196 --> 00:52:22,873 Such a pretty mask. 732 00:52:27,865 --> 00:52:31,541 Why don't we take it off... 733 00:52:31,542 --> 00:52:34,201 and find out who you really are? 734 00:52:37,878 --> 00:52:39,673 Run, Harper! 735 00:52:49,974 --> 00:52:53,141 Where is everybody? 736 00:52:53,142 --> 00:52:56,472 They should have been out by now. 737 00:52:56,473 --> 00:52:59,286 Do you still want to see my face? 738 00:53:01,878 --> 00:53:03,960 What? 739 00:53:03,961 --> 00:53:08,185 Do you still want to see my face? 740 00:53:12,668 --> 00:53:14,357 It's whatever, man. I'm fine. 741 00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:16,537 Oh, why not? 742 00:53:18,870 --> 00:53:21,173 I just want to go home. 743 00:53:21,174 --> 00:53:25,907 2425 Lincoln Road? 744 00:53:25,916 --> 00:53:27,413 What? 745 00:53:27,414 --> 00:53:31,224 Because before, you said you wanted to see my face, 746 00:53:31,225 --> 00:53:36,659 and I was just wondering if you still wanted to see it. 747 00:53:36,668 --> 00:53:39,827 It's a bit of a work in progress, but, 748 00:53:39,836 --> 00:53:42,870 oh, I think you'll like it. 749 00:55:04,537 --> 00:55:06,706 Shit. 750 00:58:30,553 --> 00:58:32,569 Hello? 751 00:58:41,813 --> 00:58:43,637 Who's there? 752 00:58:45,308 --> 00:58:47,765 Aaah! 753 00:59:14,204 --> 00:59:16,920 Where are my friends? 754 00:59:16,921 --> 00:59:19,129 Can you tell me where they are? 755 00:59:22,873 --> 00:59:28,114 I just want to know if my friends are still alive. 756 00:59:28,124 --> 00:59:32,472 I just need to know... and we're cool. 757 00:59:32,473 --> 00:59:35,477 And I-I just... 758 01:02:04,028 --> 01:02:08,472 "Find the key to escape the haunt." 759 01:02:25,781 --> 01:02:28,594 Fuck. 760 01:02:54,744 --> 01:02:57,010 Dolls? 761 01:03:30,293 --> 01:03:32,914 "Something is hiding under the bed." 762 01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:24,600 No, no, no, no, no, no. 763 01:05:36,149 --> 01:05:39,154 Harper, where are you hiding? 764 01:05:44,376 --> 01:05:50,261 Sweetie, look, uh... Look, Mommy's fine. 765 01:05:52,469 --> 01:05:58,516 Adults... do stupid things sometimes. 766 01:05:58,517 --> 01:06:00,696 Okay. 767 01:06:03,835 --> 01:06:07,060 You never have to hide from me, okay? 768 01:06:07,061 --> 01:06:09,298 I'm sorry. 769 01:06:12,504 --> 01:06:15,220 Harper, tell me a story about why you're sad. 770 01:06:15,221 --> 01:06:17,457 Do you think I'm sad? 771 01:06:17,458 --> 01:06:20,693 I grew up in a haunted house. 772 01:06:23,352 --> 01:06:25,560 Come out. 773 01:06:29,976 --> 01:06:32,184 Let's take off your mask. 774 01:06:33,403 --> 01:06:34,450 No. 775 01:06:41,496 --> 01:06:45,173 Oh, fuck! 776 01:06:50,904 --> 01:06:52,882 Come on. 777 01:07:33,394 --> 01:07:38,260 My eye! 778 01:07:38,261 --> 01:07:40,882 Aah! My fucking eye! 779 01:10:08,818 --> 01:10:10,776 You ready? 780 01:10:50,741 --> 01:10:53,074 No. No, no. 781 01:10:55,570 --> 01:10:57,719 Oh, Bailey. 782 01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:00,917 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 783 01:11:08,626 --> 01:11:10,516 They're coming for you. 784 01:11:10,517 --> 01:11:13,944 They're coming for you. They're coming for you! 785 01:11:17,813 --> 01:11:19,541 Bailey. 786 01:11:25,656 --> 01:11:27,960 No, no, no. 787 01:11:29,237 --> 01:11:35,410 Bailey... 788 01:12:25,272 --> 01:12:28,497 Hello? 789 01:12:28,507 --> 01:12:31,061 Hey, uh, look, I'm looking for somebody. 790 01:12:34,104 --> 01:12:35,640 Hey, man, I said I'm looking for s... 791 01:14:05,649 --> 01:14:07,376 Harper. 792 01:14:07,377 --> 01:14:08,692 Nathan? 793 01:14:08,693 --> 01:14:10,103 Back up. 794 01:14:10,104 --> 01:14:12,599 Someone's coming. 795 01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:13,944 Nathan! 796 01:14:51,797 --> 01:14:53,400 Come on. 797 01:14:57,873 --> 01:14:59,477 You still want to know my name? 798 01:15:14,260 --> 01:15:16,593 This way. This way. 799 01:15:24,792 --> 01:15:26,547 Harper. 800 01:15:26,548 --> 01:15:27,892 Come on. 801 01:15:39,220 --> 01:15:41,168 Look. 802 01:15:41,169 --> 01:15:42,387 I didn't kill anyone, okay? 803 01:15:42,388 --> 01:15:46,295 I-I was just helping out. 804 01:15:46,296 --> 01:15:48,368 I'm sorry. 805 01:15:48,369 --> 01:15:50,040 Look. 806 01:15:53,332 --> 01:15:55,320 This is so fucked up. 807 01:15:56,625 --> 01:15:58,707 They... They didn't tell me it was gonna be real. 808 01:15:58,708 --> 01:16:00,503 I thought, you know, 809 01:16:00,504 --> 01:16:01,808 "Sure, we'll mess with some kids," 810 01:16:01,809 --> 01:16:04,017 but then they started killing them. 811 01:16:06,033 --> 01:16:08,663 And then they said if... If I killed someone, 812 01:16:08,664 --> 01:16:10,324 that I would earn my face. 813 01:16:12,024 --> 01:16:13,587 I'm just their errands guy, you know? 814 01:16:13,588 --> 01:16:16,976 I-I buy shit for them. That's it. 815 01:16:16,977 --> 01:16:19,319 We... We can go to the cops. 816 01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:21,392 I don't... I don't know their names, but one of them... 817 01:16:21,393 --> 01:16:23,255 One of them is a-a tattoo artist, 818 01:16:23,256 --> 01:16:25,492 and the other one, he's... 819 01:16:31,156 --> 01:16:32,624 Hey, hey, what are you doing? 820 01:16:32,625 --> 01:16:34,420 It's fine, it's fine. 821 01:16:35,860 --> 01:16:37,328 Look, you're making too much noise. 822 01:16:37,329 --> 01:16:38,999 It's fine. I know where they hide a gun. 823 01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:41,400 I don't care. We don't need it. Let's go. 824 01:16:43,473 --> 01:16:44,787 That's weird. 825 01:16:44,788 --> 01:16:45,777 It used to be right he... 826 01:17:13,876 --> 01:17:16,920 Think you're the only one who's made it this far? 827 01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:27,537 Harper! 828 01:17:44,692 --> 01:17:46,545 Come on. 829 01:18:19,416 --> 01:18:20,432 Keys. 830 01:18:20,433 --> 01:18:22,161 Keys, keys. 831 01:18:26,289 --> 01:18:28,055 Nathan. 832 01:18:28,056 --> 01:18:30,416 Let's go. Let's go. 833 01:18:30,417 --> 01:18:32,308 Let's go. 834 01:19:41,495 --> 01:19:44,529 Okay. Okay. 835 01:22:10,871 --> 01:22:14,259 Hey, hon. Sorry to bother you. 836 01:22:14,260 --> 01:22:18,416 Your friend is doing just fine. He's in the next room. 837 01:22:18,417 --> 01:22:20,980 Just have a couple of release forms I need you to sign. 838 01:23:22,871 --> 01:23:24,436 Fuck! 839 01:23:27,863 --> 01:23:29,111 Aah! 840 01:23:44,980 --> 01:23:47,217 Let's take off your mask.